Total Medals Earned: 126 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,690 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (40/160 points)
Yep, you FROZE!!
Kill 50 enemies on a single run
Kill 100 enemies on a single run
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 300 enemies on a single run
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/180 points)
Catch a single fish
Catch ten fish
Catch an "S-Level" fish
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/335 points)
You managed to die in the tournament.
Get to the round 3 in the tournament
Get to the round 9 in the tournament
Get to the round 12 in the tournament
Win the tournament
Get to the round 20 in the Endless Mode
Get to the round 40 in the Endless Mode
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/52 (10/330 points)
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/275 points)
pretty hard
Medals Earned: 17/93 (120/750 points)
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Defeat Standard (any)
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Medals Earned: 5/11 (125/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Beat the final guy
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.